Tastefully Offensive

realizing your favorite character was a stoner

SO THAT’S WHY YOU ATE SO MANY DAMN SANDWICHES 

why is beer pong so great, you ask?

my reasoning in suffering through pageants as a kid

that time someone offered me a $100 to do the cinnamon challenge

when you’re running late to class and trying to print a paper in the library

when you walk in on your roommate gettin sum

You’re like…errpz…

what my micromanaging mother has made me into

When my mom makes me clean when I come home on break

When I walk in the library on saturday night after formal

The joys of fertility